The name’s Danks, Dick Danks and if you think my nameis amusing then you and I have nothing more to say. A man’sgot no more control over what his parent’s name him than hedoes over the weather. Danks is a proud old name in Scotlandor somewhere and IMoreThe name’s Danks, Dick Danks and if you think my nameis amusing then you and I have nothing more to say. A man’sgot no more control over what his parent’s name him than hedoes over the weather. Danks is a proud old name in Scotlandor somewhere and I have nothing to make excuses for.I’m a private eye.
Most days I sit like a spider in itsweb waiting for the phone to ring. I wait for someone to hireme to investigate something for them. It gives me lots of timeto think. Mostly I think about what a mess I’ve made of mylife, how I’m going to pay the rent, and what’s for lunch. Notnecessarily in that order.From The Case of The Bisected Body